{"title":"Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe alarm's off for good! Celebrate the start of life's next adventure with cards and gifts made for well-earned new beginnings.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-retirement-wine-label","title":"Funny Retirement Wine Label","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA retirement card is nice… but a bottle with their name on it? Much better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn an ordinary bottle into something a bit more thoughtful (and far more memorable) with a personalised retirement wine label made just for them. Whether it’s for a colleague, family member, friend or someone finally escaping the 9-5, this adds that extra touch (and pairs very well with not setting an alarm).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on high-quality waterproof vinyl (not flimsy paper), this label is designed to look the part and stay put - even if the bottle ends up chilling in the fridge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE DETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Label size: 90 [w] x 120mm [h]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Printed on premium glossy waterproof vinyl sticker paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Easy peel \u0026amp; stick application\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Personalised with recipient’s name + your chosen message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePERSONALISATION:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo please double-check spellings before you hit that order button - we print exactly what you send us, typos and all. We’d fix it if we could magically read minds… but we’re still working on that!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOW TO APPLY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best results remove the original wine label before popping the new one on. There are a number of ways to do this including soaking in warm water. The labels are nice and easy to apply - simply position the centre of the label onto the bottle and then gently smooth it outward to each side using your fingers. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBEFORE YOU ORDER:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease measure your bottle. Not all bottles are built the same, and a wonky label is not the vibe!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bottle types and label sizes listed are intended as a guide only. We strongly recommend measuring the area where you'd like the label to sit before placing your order. If a label is ordered without checking the measurements and it doesn't fit your bottle, we're afraid that's not something we can take responsibility for (we wish we had magical label-stretching powers, but sadly we do not).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed a different size? No problem. If you're looking for a custom-sized label, please get in touch before ordering and we'll see what we can do. We can't promise miracles, but we're always happy to help if we can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Wine is NOT included (we’re good, but not that good)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dotty about Fred Gift Studio","offers":[{"title":"Orange \/ Doing Nothing","offer_id":58164640907596,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ Not my Problem","offer_id":58166342910284,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ Officially Off Duty","offer_id":58166342943052,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ Clocked Off","offer_id":58166342975820,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Green \/ Doing Nothing","offer_id":58164640940364,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ Not my Problem","offer_id":58166343008588,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Green \/ Officially Off Duty","offer_id":58166343041356,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Green \/ Clocked Off","offer_id":58166343074124,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ Doing Nothing","offer_id":58164640973132,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Not my Problem","offer_id":58166343106892,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ Officially Off Duty","offer_id":58166343139660,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ Clocked Off","offer_id":58166343172428,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue \/ Doing Nothing","offer_id":58164641005900,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Not my Problem","offer_id":58166343205196,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue \/ Officially Off Duty","offer_id":58166343237964,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue \/ Clocked Off","offer_id":58166343270732,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/6588\/8332\/files\/RetiredQuad.jpg?v=1783608983"},{"product_id":"congratulations-on-abandoning-us-funny-retirement-candle-label","title":"Congratulations On Abandoning Us – Funny Retirement Candle Label","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"575\" data-start=\"539\"\u003eWell. 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Featuring a gloriously dramatic group of co-workers in full emotional meltdown, along with the wording:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"846\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"846\"\u003e'Congratulations On Abandoning Us'\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1037\" data-start=\"886\"\u003e…it’s cheeky, playful and ideal for anyone who deserves a proper send-off with a bit more personality than a limp card passed round the office kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1203\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003ePerfect for transforming a plain candle jar into a brilliant retirement gift that looks thoughtful, funny and far more organised than you probably felt at the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"2424\" data-start=\"2408\" data-section-id=\"9kmvp5\"\u003eHow It Works\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2637\" data-start=\"2426\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2449\" data-start=\"2426\" data-section-id=\"1y2bygf\"\u003eBuy your candle jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2479\" data-start=\"2450\" data-section-id=\"1o06iug\"\u003eRemove the original label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2538\" data-start=\"2480\" data-section-id=\"etxr0h\"\u003eApply your new label carefully to a clean, dry surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2565\" data-start=\"2539\" data-section-id=\"1vkuqab\"\u003eGift it to the retiree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2637\" data-start=\"2566\" data-section-id=\"1gyai3f\"\u003eTry not to look too bitter about the fact they’re free and you’re not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1300\" data-start=\"1260\"\u003eThese labels are available in two sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1337\" data-start=\"1302\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-end=\"1317\" data-start=\"1304\"\u003e80 x 80mm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1320\" data-start=\"1317\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-end=\"1337\" data-start=\"1322\"\u003e100 x 100mm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1555\" data-start=\"1339\"\u003ePlease measure your candle jar before ordering to make sure you choose the right size. We’d love to be able to guess jar sizes using birthday wishes and blind optimism, but sadly a tape measure is much more reliable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1700\" data-start=\"1557\"\u003eFor reference, the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1597\" data-start=\"1576\"\u003e100 x 100mm label\u003c\/strong\u003e is suitable for larger Yankee Candle-style jars - the big chunky ones, not tiny votives or tea lights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1721\" data-start=\"1702\" data-section-id=\"13p4rbo\"\u003eAbout the Label\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1860\" data-start=\"1723\"\u003eOur candle labels are printed on quality waterproof vinyl, so they’re designed to look lovely on your candle jar and stay looking lovely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2058\" data-start=\"1862\"\u003eNo flimsy paper sticker nonsense. No sad peeling corners. 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No candle is included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2578\" data-start=\"2482\"\u003eYou will need to buy your own candle jar and remove the original label before applying this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2776\" data-start=\"2580\"\u003ePlease check the size of your candle jar carefully before ordering. If the label doesn’t fit because the candle wasn’t measured, sadly that isn’t a printing fault - that’s a tiny measuring mishap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2801\" data-start=\"2778\" data-section-id=\"wi75xh\"\u003eApplying Your Label\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2873\" data-start=\"2803\"\u003eFor best results, apply your label to a clean, dry, smooth candle jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3031\" data-start=\"2875\"\u003eMake sure the original label has been fully removed and the surface is free from dust, oil, wax or mystery cupboard fluff before sticking your new label on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3106\" data-start=\"3033\"\u003eA fun, high-quality label ready to turn an ordinary candle into a funny retirement gift with proper character.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dotty about Fred Gift Studio","offers":[{"title":"Large 100mm x 100mm","offer_id":58211359129932,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 80mm x 80mm","offer_id":58211359162700,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/6588\/8332\/files\/Abandoned.jpg?v=1784983907"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/6588\/8332\/collections\/Retired_Quad.jpg?v=1784560008","url":"https:\/\/dottyaboutfredgiftstudio.co.uk\/collections\/retirement.oembed","provider":"Dotty about Fred Gift Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}