Festive Shenanigans - Funny Christmas Candle Label
Festive Shenanigans - Funny Christmas Candle Label
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Christmas is coming… and so are the questionable decisions, competitive cheeseboards and someone getting far too emotionally involved with the tinsel.
This fun festive candle label is perfect for turning an ordinary candle jar into a bright, cheerful and properly personality packed Christmas gift. Featuring bold, colourful wording with a little sprig of holly, the label reads:
'Smells like…
Festive Shenanigans
Proceed with tinsel and caution'
It’s playful, cheeky and just the thing for anyone who loves Christmas but also fully accepts that it comes with glitter in places glitter should never be.
Simply buy a candle jar of your choice, remove the original label and pop this one on instead. Instant festive gift. Minimal faff. Maximum merry mischief.
What You’re Buying
You are buying a candle jar label only.
No candle is included.
This label is designed to help you create your own Christmas candle gift without having to spend a fortune on something that smells like 'Winter Pine Dreams' but looks like it came from a hotel bathroom.
Perfect For
• Christmas gifts
• Secret Santa presents
• Stocking fillers
• Festive teacher gifts
• Workmate gifts
• Christmas Eve boxes
• Funny friend gifts
• Hostess gifts
• Anyone who loves a bit of festive nonsense
These little squares of candle joy come in two sizes: 100 x 100mm or 80 x 80mm. For reference, the 100 x 100mm labels are a good fit for large Yankee Candle-style jars - the big chunky ones, not the little 'found at the back of a cupboard' sort so please measure your candle jar before ordering. A tape measure is your friend here. We’d love to be able to guess jar sizes using good intentions and blind optimism, but sadly a tape measure is much more reliable. Honestly, it takes two seconds and saves everyone from a tiny label-related tragedy. If you order without checking your candle size and the label doesn’t fit, sadly that isn’t a printing fault - that’s a tiny measuring adventure that went off-course.
Our labels are printed on proper waterproof vinyl, so they’re made to look lovely on your candle jar and stay looking lovely. No sad, peeling, flimsy nonsense here.
How It Works
• Buy a candle jar of your choice
• Remove the original label
• Choose your label size
• Apply your new label to a clean, dry candle jar
• Gift it to someone fabulous
• Accept full credit for being brilliantly festive
PLEASE READ BEFORE BUYING
We know listing descriptions aren’t exactly thrilling bedtime reading, but this bit does matter.
Here’s the important stuff:
• You are buying the label only.
• No candle is included.
• Labels are available in 2 sizes, so please measure your candle jar before ordering.
• You’ll need to remove the existing candle label yourself before applying this one.
Applying Your Label
For best results, apply your label to a clean, smooth, dry candle jar.
Make sure the original label has been fully removed and the surface is free from dust, oil, wax or mysterious cupboard fluff before sticking your new label on.
We don’t include removal instructions, as every candle jar is different and Google is usually very enthusiastic about this sort of thing.
Take your time lining it up. Deep breath. Straight label. Festive glory.
Christmas Delivery
Your label will be posted carefully packaged and ready to use.
If you need it for a particular festive event, Secret Santa swap or Christmas gift deadline, please order early. December has a habit of turning up like it owns the place.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Almost everything at Dotty about Fred is made to order, especially for you. Please allow 1 - 3 working days for us to make it, package it beautifully and send it off on its merry little way.
Once dispatched, your order will be sent via Royal Mail Tracked Delivery. At checkout, you can choose between:
Tracked 24 – usually delivered within 1–2 working days
Tracked 48 – usually delivered within 2–3 working days
Royal Mail would like us to remind you that these delivery times are estimates rather than promises carved in stone. During particularly busy periods, delivery can take up to 10 working days.
If your order still hasn’t appeared after 10 working days, please send us an email and we’ll put on our detective hats and chase it up for you.

