Funny Retirement Wine Label

A retirement card is nice… but a bottle with their name on it? Much better.

Turn an ordinary bottle into something a bit more thoughtful (and far more memorable) with a personalised retirement wine label made just for them. Whether it’s for a colleague, family member, friend or someone finally escaping the 9-5, this adds that extra touch (and pairs very well with not setting an alarm).

Printed on high-quality waterproof vinyl (not flimsy paper), this label is designed to look the part and stay put - even if the bottle ends up chilling in the fridge.

THE DETAILS:
* Label size: 90 [w] x 120mm [h]
* Printed on premium glossy waterproof vinyl sticker paper
* Easy peel & stick application
* Personalised with recipient’s name + your chosen message

PERSONALISATION:
Do please double-check spellings before you hit that order button - we print exactly what you send us, typos and all. We’d fix it if we could magically read minds… but we’re still working on that!

HOW TO APPLY:
For best results remove the original wine label before popping the new one on. There are a number of ways to do this including soaking in warm water. The labels are nice and easy to apply - simply position the centre of the label onto the bottle and then gently smooth it outward to each side using your fingers. 

BEFORE YOU ORDER:
Please measure your bottle. Not all bottles are built the same, and a wonky label is not the vibe!

The bottle types and label sizes listed are intended as a guide only. We strongly recommend measuring the area where you'd like the label to sit before placing your order. If a label is ordered without checking the measurements and it doesn't fit your bottle, we're afraid that's not something we can take responsibility for (we wish we had magical label-stretching powers, but sadly we do not).

Need a different size? No problem. If you're looking for a custom-sized label, please get in touch before ordering and we'll see what we can do. We can't promise miracles, but we're always happy to help if we can.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
* Wine is NOT included (we’re good, but not that good)